Confirmed: Barack Obama really is the first gay president!
Ol’ Barack just can’t stop making history! This guy is a history making machine. The first black/white, Muslim/Christian, Kenyan/Hawaiian, dog-eating, married to a tranny, straight/gay … uh oh! Did I write “gay???” Well, if it walks, quacks and has feathers … we’re pretty sure it’s a duck. If in nearly action you’re supporting and pushing a homosexual agenda, then the odds are good that you’re a boy-bone smoker.
Barack Obama, the first sitting president to make the cover of a gay magazine …
You go girl!